Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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