Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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