Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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