we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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