Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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