Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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