Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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