I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
please don't ironically join a cult
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