Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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