girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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