How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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