Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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