Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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