How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its about making memories worth repressing
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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