I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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