Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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