Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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