Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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