she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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