So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
