READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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