Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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