so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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