Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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