they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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