I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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