He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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