Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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