when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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