Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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