i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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