Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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