So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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