Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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