were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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