your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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