is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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