I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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