She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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