Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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