Christians are straight up FREAKS
high people should be assigned attendants
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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