i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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