Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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