I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
