I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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