you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
