If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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