out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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