conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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