You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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