Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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