It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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