I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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